Every day The Beijinger gets a swarm of interesting, appropriate (and not-so-appropriate), and sometimes just downright weird classified ads from humble users like yourself. Classified of the Week is where we try to shed some light on ads we think are worthy of your attention.

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Check out the full classified ad here, and you can try posting your own classified ad here.

If you’d like to nominate a specific classified ad, feel free to leave a link in the comments.