It’s a rare occasion that you’ll find me at the spa. I’m usually skeptical of that whole schtick because any time I’ve indulged it has ended in near disaster. The fragrant creams make me itchy, the deep muscle massages make me sore, the oils make me sticky (and itchy), and the hydrating masks and lotions leave my skin feeling dry, red and irritated (itchy!). What starts as a relaxing afternoon ends with me wanting to claw at my face. Not good.