Oh, Canada, while you might cop a bit of slack from the antics of your brother below, the rest of the world is grateful for your maple syrup, peanut butter, Ellen Page and Ryan Reynold contributions (although maybe no more Justin Bieber’s, please). July 1 is Canada Day don’tchaknow and Canucks around the city can rejoice in the knowledge that here in Beijing we have found poutine, moosehead beer, and the saucy clammato-based Caesar drink favored by many (imagine a seaside infused Bloody Mary) among other northern delights.