Firefighter Chen Huangxin doesn’t handle alcohol very well at all. After a heavy drinking session in Yunlin last Friday, he decided to take the wheel of a brand new $850,000 fire engine and ended up crashing into a building. Why this sudden urge to to go on a joyride? International Business Times reports him saying that he desired “to see green fields and trees.” Sounds like the guy also went for hallucinogenic ‘shrooms…