Good Vibrations At The Place:  5f

My ears are still ringing as I write this. The newest club to hit The Place, 5f, might be better described if this so-called prose was blasted through what might very well be the loudest sound system to ever grace a Beijing dance floor. I don’t know why on earth I anticipated that a night at 5f might include donning a skin-tight dress and high heels, ordering a classic RMB 60-80 cocktail from attentive bartenders, and carrying a conversation that wasn’t: “I THINK I’M HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS. AM I GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS?!”