Reports have been making rounds on the web that young male students in North Korea are now required to wear the same hairstyle as Kim Jong-un, and while the authenticity of the claims have been debated, we can all probably admit that we sat back and pondered what that center-parted, side-shaved, Üter Zörker-looking, notoriously terrible coiffure might look like atop the heads of our very own brothers, fathers, professors and peers. Ponder no more, friends.