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Thebeijinger.com user allenzhou1964 is interested in the Golden Rule, but it isn't to treat other people the same way you want to be treated:

Alchemy is the science of turning ordinary metals into gold, which in scientiic terms means changing the fundamental molecular properties of a particular element into the bling known as "Au". It's rather fortuitous that there is an Alchemy discussion group on WeChat as there must also be an Alchemy App in the iTunes store as well.

Click here to send him a message and reveal all of your alchemic secrets. 

Check out the full classified ad here, and be on your way to financial independence.

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