A man believed to be setting his pet turtle free was hospitalized after the creature reached up and bit him on the lips, holding him in what netizens are describing as a painful, 'passionate goodbye kiss'. Pictures of the scene were posted to Weibo and spread rapidly, serving as a lesson to pet-lovers of the world to never, ever put your face close to a fucking snapping turtle. And don't own a snapping turtle.

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