Every day The Beijinger gets a swarm of interesting, appropriate (and not-so-appropriate), and sometimes just downright weird classified ads from humble users like yourself. Classified of the Week is where we try to shed some light on ads we think are worthy of your attention.

We often receive personal ad submissions with photos in order to interest readers with a more personal look at the person placing the ad. However, this past Valentine’s Day user yearofsnake used a sexy photo for an ulterior purpose:

No, this is not a personal ad for “Women Seeking Men” in which some prospective hottie wants to reveal more of her personality. Instead, this is a “Men Seeking Women” ad in which you are supposed to look like that person in the picture. Yes, you, person sitting at home who surfs the internet: you’re obviously wearing a bikini right this second. This surely is a realistic depiction of reality as we all know the correct ergonomic way to use a mouse is above your head with your back arched.

Bikini-wearers of Beijing winter climes: you have been thusly summoned.

Click here to send him a message. Check out the full classified ad here..

Find many more interesting ads about employment, stuff-to-sell, services, dating, traveling and housing in our classifieds section. Can’t find what you need? Post an ad yourself.

Photo: user yearofthesnake